Jared Kintz

“The sky was as blue as orange could get. I love sunsets at noon, and forks disguised as spoons.”

Not me

"Who says we have to grow up?"
-Walt Disney

Good morning

“My favorite time of the day is 3:33 pm, though I rarely see it because it’s a little too early to be getting up for the day.”
Jared Kintz

Flip a coin

Whenever you're called on to make up your mind
and you're hampered by not having any
the best way to solve the dilemma, you'll find
is simply by spinning a penny
No -- not so that chance shall decide the affair
while you're passively standing there moping;
but the moment the penny is up in the air,
you suddenly know what you're hoping.

-Piet Hein

Jeeves

"If not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled." - P.G. Wodehouse