"I sleep 8 hours a day. And at least 10 at night." — Bill Hicks 

1. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. My desk is a work station.

“I wouldn't say I'm superficial, just averagely ficial. ” — Jarod Kintz

Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.--Sam Ewing

Dr. Seuss

"Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is you-er than you!" 

Cleanliness is next to impossible. - Author Unknown

" If there is one thing I like to impress upon people, it’s that you can do it, even if you can’t. Just keep can’ting until eventually you can. " - Jared Kintz

"The war between being and nothingness is the underlying illness of the twentieth century. Boredom slays more of existence than war." - Norman Mailer

It's so quiet in the office today, I can hear myself not working

Ralph Waldo Emerson

The sun shines and warms and lights us and we have no curiosity to know why this is so; but we ask the reason of all evil, of pain, and hunger, and mosquitoes and silly people.

Jared Kintz

“The sky was as blue as orange could get. I love sunsets at noon, and forks disguised as spoons.”

Not me

"Who says we have to grow up?"
-Walt Disney

Good morning

“My favorite time of the day is 3:33 pm, though I rarely see it because it’s a little too early to be getting up for the day.”
Jared Kintz

Flip a coin

Whenever you're called on to make up your mind
and you're hampered by not having any
the best way to solve the dilemma, you'll find
is simply by spinning a penny
No -- not so that chance shall decide the affair
while you're passively standing there moping;
but the moment the penny is up in the air,
you suddenly know what you're hoping.

-Piet Hein

Jeeves

"If not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled." - P.G. Wodehouse

"Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment."-Robert Benchley

That's what we call backbone

"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."-Groucho Marx

It's pouring, it's raining, but we're not complaining

"The best thing one can do when it's raining is to let it rain."
— Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"I was going to do something today but I'm still not finished with doing nothing from yesterday."