Workday passes like molasses in wintertime

"It's only half past twelve, but I don't care, it's five o'clock somewhere...What time zone am I on, what country am I in? Doesn't matter, it's five o'clock somewhere...It's five o'clock. Let's go somewhere." -- Jim Brown and Don Rollins

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