“I wouldn't say I'm superficial, just averagely ficial. ” — Jarod Kintz

Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.--Sam Ewing

Dr. Seuss

"Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is you-er than you!" 

Cleanliness is next to impossible. - Author Unknown

" If there is one thing I like to impress upon people, it’s that you can do it, even if you can’t. Just keep can’ting until eventually you can. " - Jared Kintz

"The war between being and nothingness is the underlying illness of the twentieth century. Boredom slays more of existence than war." - Norman Mailer

It's so quiet in the office today, I can hear myself not working

Ralph Waldo Emerson

The sun shines and warms and lights us and we have no curiosity to know why this is so; but we ask the reason of all evil, of pain, and hunger, and mosquitoes and silly people.

Jared Kintz

“The sky was as blue as orange could get. I love sunsets at noon, and forks disguised as spoons.”

Not me

"Who says we have to grow up?"
-Walt Disney

Good morning

“My favorite time of the day is 3:33 pm, though I rarely see it because it’s a little too early to be getting up for the day.”
Jared Kintz

Flip a coin

Whenever you're called on to make up your mind
and you're hampered by not having any
the best way to solve the dilemma, you'll find
is simply by spinning a penny
No -- not so that chance shall decide the affair
while you're passively standing there moping;
but the moment the penny is up in the air,
you suddenly know what you're hoping.

-Piet Hein

Jeeves

"If not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled." - P.G. Wodehouse

"Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment."-Robert Benchley

That's what we call backbone

"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."-Groucho Marx

It's pouring, it's raining, but we're not complaining

"The best thing one can do when it's raining is to let it rain."
— Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"I was going to do something today but I'm still not finished with doing nothing from yesterday."

Tikkun olam

I'd like to make the world a better place, but they won't give me the source code.

Today's quote

"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" --Steven Wright

Rules of programming

There is always one more bug.

15. It is impossible to make any program foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

16. When things are going well, something will go wrong.

17. When things just can't get any worse, they will.

18. Anytime things appear to be going well, you have overlooked something.

19. Test functions and their tests should be reproducible -- they should all fail in the same way.

20. If it looks easy, it's tough.

21. You always find any bug in the last place you look.

Work quotes

I should really start going to bed earlier so I have more time in the morning to be late for work
 Sometimes it takes me more than eight hours to get nothing done.
We feel that your job performance would improve greatly if you just quit doing your job.
It's so quiet in the office today, I can hear myself not working
Procastinator? No. I just wait until the last second to do my work because I will be older, therefore wiser.
 Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.
Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.--Sam Ewing
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working when you get up in the morning, and doesn't stop until you get to the office.--Robert Frost
 Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.--Leslie Nielsen

Graduation

"Bachelor's degrees make pretty good placemats if you get 'em laminated." --Jeph Jacques

Cookies!

One billion dollars

in stacked hundred dollar bills.


http://www.stupidcalculations.com/blog/2013/5/22/calculation-n-4

More serious...

"The sun shines and warms and lights us and we have no curiosity to know why this is so; but we ask the reason of all evil, of pain, and hunger, and mosquitoes and silly people." --Ralph Waldo Emerson

Workday passes like molasses in wintertime

"It's only half past twelve, but I don't care, it's five o'clock somewhere...What time zone am I on, what country am I in? Doesn't matter, it's five o'clock somewhere...It's five o'clock. Let's go somewhere." -- Jim Brown and Don Rollins

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/alanjackson/itsfiveoclocksomewhere.html

The Duck Song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q
Unclear what the point of this is.

Boredom

"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom." --Terry Pratchett

Doing Nothing

I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.

- Yogi Berra

Geeks

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-GZlyqMUZ_3Y/T7_RttjEs5I/AAAAAAAAAFk/Rpa6hSHxY1w/s1600/geeks.jpg

Tired

"The alarm can ring. The birds can peep. My bed is warm. My pillow's deep. Today's the day I'm going to sleep!"--Dr. Seuss

Cartoons/quote

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http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-6IsZyuW948g/T6_MBPR5H7I/AAAAAAAAAFY/CHH4NOiMCPM/s1600/mom.jpg

“Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.”--Mark Twain